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What IS a JRPG?

Like all video game nomenclature, the etymology points to a very straight forward and literal phrase (Japanese Role Playing Game) from which the actual meaning has since diverged, almost to the point of comedy. One might reasonably assume that a JRPG is a Game from Japan where you Play a Role. This alone communicates almost Read more…

Superiority Through Games

What on God’s Gaming Earth is this guy talking about? I’ll tell you what I’m talking about. Refinement. Purity. A strive towards perfection (and yet never achieving it as perfection is an adjective reserved ONLY for God but I digress because I’m here to speak of Games and not God I’m no preacher ha ha) Read more…

All of my games were robbed from me

Fifteen years worth of collecting games, Gone. Never forget what they took from us. In my case it was Earthbound Final Fantasy 6 Breath of Fire 1 and 2 Syndicate Rock N Roll Racers Super Mario World Super Mario World 2; Yoshi’s Island Star Fox Kablooey The Simpsons Bart’s Nightmare Tetris Attack Panel De Pon Read more…

Keep Videogames Off The Big Screen

Videogames are meant to be played, not watched. When Pong came out, there weren’t like 50 Jewish guys bidding on the movie rights. They werent thinking “we should cast Woody Allen as the right paddle”. Just recently I went to go see the Minecraft film. Before you jackasses in the comments start throwing around the Read more…