I cradled the newborn screen, tiny hands reaching for milk and name, the village hummed with gentle code feed, tend, love, endure the hour. Names passed like heirlooms, soft and sure. Then discord crept in lowercase fury a slight misstep, a forgotten hoe, and the chorus rose—CURSE YOU Purple text bloomed like bruise, one voice Read more…
I’ve studied the philosophers. Anaximander, Anaximenes, Anaxagoras, Socrates, Isocrates, Xenocrates, Aristarchus, Aristippus, Aristotle, Epimenides, Epicurus, Epictetus. What is a being? How do two things interact? What is the good life? These are some of the questions I’ve asked myself. I’ve studied the prophets. Zoroaster, Buddha, Mahavira, Akhenaten, Moses, John the Baptist, Jesus, Muhammad, Mani, Apollonius. Read more…
Videogames are meant to be played, not watched. When Pong came out, there weren’t like 50 Jewish guys bidding on the movie rights. They werent thinking “we should cast Woody Allen as the right paddle”. Just recently I went to go see the Minecraft film. Before you jackasses in the comments start throwing around the Read more…
This is part two in a three part series about a satanic game. I lied, haha. After only a few minutes of waiting, I was shocked that I didn’t have to wait 30 minutes for a server to steal half of my computer space! Wow! But then after that I was immediately insulted with an Read more…
So, for context, I am an avid enjoyer and rabid consumer of the ancient Microsoft gamer gem Garreth’s Module. I’ve been playing it for quite some time now. I have gotten used to the melodies of the multiplayer world. The world demanded a thing called “roleplay”. Basically, roleplay is where you install many gigabytes of Read more…
